Saturday, March 19, 2011

Squirrel Attacks in Vermont (click here!, for the full story)

Recently, several citizens have reported squirrel attacks
in Bennington, Vermont. 3 people have been attacked.
None of the three were seriously injured. It is unclear
what the squirrel wanted. It didn't demand cash or anything.
Perhaps it was just 'Wilding'. Home security has been
informed of the squirrel. Authorities are saying the squirrel
acted alone. However, they are also checking any possible
links to terrorist groups.

Suspect: Squirrel
Gender:  Unknown
Age:       Unknown
Description:  Grayish brown with cute fluffy tail.
Known hangouts:  Trees and parks.
* If you see this squirrel, please call 1-555-555-5555.
There is a reward.

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